"SANCHEZ REPORT"

2005-09-08T00:26:00.000-04:00

Diddy The ProphetIn the wake of hurricane Katrina I can only think back to Diddy's ridiculous 2004 get out the vote campaign “Vote or Die". I remember seeing Josh filling out his absentee ballot in fear of death. He really thought he was going to die if he didn't vote. No surprise there.Well anyways. So far every African American that fell victim to hurricane Katrina did not vote. According to

2005-07-14T23:06:00.000-04:00

Houston Rapper Fired As Baggage ScreenerHOUSTON -- When Bassam Khalaf raps, he's the Arabic Assassin. His unreleased CD, "Terror Alert," includes rhymes about flying a plane into a building and descriptions of himself as a "crazy, suicidal Arabic ... equipped with bombs."Until last week, Khalaf also worked as a baggage screener at George Bush Intercontinental Airport."I've been screening your

2005-06-07T20:35:00.000-04:00

SR Tech NewsI know allot of you count on the SR for your latest tech news, so here is some really good shit. It's what mp3's did to the music industry but only with DVD's, and no Adamic they are not called DV3's. Go ahead read on. Introducing ratDVD: A new way to compress your DVDsWould you like to be able to compress an entire 9GB DVD to 1 single file about 1GB-3GB (depending on the DVD and your

2005-06-07T20:25:00.000-04:00

DirtyJohn Forbes Kerry and George Walker Bush during their student days at Yale University.The Boston GlobeYale grades portray Kerry as a lackluster studentHis 4-year average on par with Bush'sBy Michael Kranish, Globe Staff | June 7, 2005WASHINGTON -- During last year's presidential campaign, John F. Kerry was the candidate often portrayed as intellectual and complex, while George W. Bush was

2005-04-12T08:51:00.000-04:00

Jack and IDirtyReturn Of The MackSo it's been a while since my last post. I picked today to post partially because it's my birthday. Another reason is because Al has released his new mix CD. Which I am piecing together right now. So what is there to say. Well I guess allot of things have happened since my last post. OOOHH I met Jack Hanna that was pretty cool. I was at Busch Gardens over the

2004-11-20T14:52:00.000-05:00

People's Poll I've always wondered how black Burt is and I've personally struggled to figure it out. So I turn it over to you the people to decide this one. Vote now on the Sanchez Report Poll.

2004-11-18T05:07:00.000-05:00

The People Have Spoken All week long people have been waiting for the results of my pole and they are now in. After counting all the absentee ballots and provisional ballots the people have spoken and they say Downing is Gay As Fuck. Peoples Pole : Is Downing Gay Results 71% of the vote said he was Gay As Fuck 14% of the vote said he was a member of the YMCA 0% said Yes He's Flaming 7%

2004-11-18T01:59:00.000-05:00

I'm Blushing So the time has finally come. We have hit 2000. I want to bring it to everybody's attention that the SR has been in existence for almost a year and our hit counter for about four months. So I would go out on a limb here and say that if we would have put the hit counter on earlier we would probably be hitting 10,000 right now. But fuck it 2000 it is. To all my new readers and old

2004-11-14T02:15:00.000-05:00

The earth skipped a beat today, and that beat was about as funky as all hell. Somewhere in Brooklyn, circa 1969, Russel Tyrone James dropped straight from the sky into welfare. Fortunately, welfare managed to avoid being robbed during the exchange. Russel grew up in the Fort Green neighborhood with his cousins, Robert Diggs and Gary Grice. Other than being some nasty street hoodlums, they all

2004-11-13T13:15:00.001-05:00

It Just Gets Better and Better Wow I can't believe this week. Arafat dies, the Greyhounds win their first playoff game 41-0, and Scott Peterson is found guilty. Its been a great week. I also forgot the addition of our super blog. So far we have had 100 hits in 3 days not bad at all. Soon the SR will reach 2000 hits and I can't wait to see it. SR all started out as a avenue for us to vent on

2004-11-13T04:46:00.000-05:00

That girl is so fine. No. You just don't understand do you? You just don't comprehend the feelings I have when I see her. The way her thick flesh collects on her sides, hanging there in disarray. I could never expect you to see how beautiful she is to me. The way her eyes look underneath those 1/4 lb. lids. So what if she's not aerodynamic! She may not fly, or soar through the sky, but

2004-11-11T07:29:00.000-05:00

Was This Guy Even Human Well he's finally gone one more to go. Castro your next. By looks of things he's not far away especially after that slide he took to home plate. Did anybody actually see that it was hilarious. Arafat survived so many assassination attempts he can't be human. If you look at him he kind of looks like a cross between Yoda and a gremlin. I couldn't follow that crazy

2004-11-10T01:49:00.000-05:00

Happy Birthday Marines So its been a while since my last post. I first want to say David Kelly from Harlingen is not a snobby white man. So what have I been up to since my last post. Well Bush won the election and liberals all over the country started melting. Which gave way to Operation Phantom Furry which we are currently in. I would like to mention to all my readers out there that there

2004-11-02T17:21:00.000-05:00

Waiting In Anticipation Well what a week. As you might have figured out by now I got back from my little trip to Al Asad. Vote for Bush. Not a bad trip at all besides the fact that I was driving the death mobile. So what's new this week. Not much except the usual bullshit that goes on around here. Well I forgot about the Battle of the Arroyo. For all of you who don't know what the hell I'm

2004-10-26T17:08:00.001-04:00

There's More Believe it or not but there are about 20 of these pics. This one was one made up after the competition. It really got out of control. I want to make sure that everybody who reads this realizes that I do not condone this shit. I also want to make sure that it is also perfectly clear that I did not make these images. They are just to fucking gay. In addition how about that game

2004-10-26T17:08:00.000-04:00

2004-10-26T15:28:00.000-04:00

Kerry Flubs Bosox Score, Again John Kerry has been a lifelong fan of the Boston Red Sox but he's having a hard time keeping up with their winning hopes while he pursues his own. During most of the first two games of the World Series the Massachusetts senator has been on a plane flying between the swing states where he's seeking a presidential victory. But when he's tried to keep up with the

2004-10-25T18:00:00.000-04:00

Feel Pitty For Me I just wanted to show you what happens when the whole battalion deploy's. They start doing stupid shit like this. In case anybody is actually interested in who won. Grape Scraper won in a landslide. I would like to thank Big Al (FUCK YOUR COUCH)for posting this picture for me.

2004-10-23T21:03:00.000-04:00

Where Can I Get Me A Hunting license Alright I'm back and this time it's personal. Well maybe not but what other lines could have I used. It's been almost a month since my last post. Call it laziness or writers block. There really isn't much new here except for the occasional mortars and rockets coming in and fucking up my day. As soon as I get my picture uploading software working I'll have

2004-09-27T03:47:00.000-04:00

. Story Developing

2004-09-21T13:49:00.000-04:00

You Send me a form 80 and I'll sign that Fucker! YYYYAAAAWWWWW! (That was my Howard Dean yell)

2004-09-21T01:11:00.000-04:00

. Dan Rather Exclusive Military Records Released Obtained via www.fuckyourcouch.blogspot.com An intern on my sub-committee informed me that Derek Scarbrough has formed a 527 group named Signals Intelligence Veterans for Truth to discredit my military service. Why? Why not. So I'll just go ahead and beat him to the punch. Synopsis of Corporal Alexander M Fritz, USMC Service Records: Jul 1999

2004-09-21T01:08:00.000-04:00

Unfit for the Screen NEW YORK -- George Butler, a filmmaker and photographer best known for documentaries celebrating Arnold Schwarzenegger (Pumping Iron) and Ernest Shackleton (The Endurance), has finally decided what to call his John Kerry campaign movie, er, documentary. Coming to theaters in October, the film is titled Going Upriver: The Long War of John Kerry. Butler has been

2004-09-20T13:58:00.000-04:00

What Media Bias EXCLUSIVE // Mon Sep 20 2004 11:58:02 ET STATEMENT FROM DAN RATHER: Last week, amid increasing questions about the authenticity of documents used in support of a 60 MINUTES WEDNESDAY story about President Bush's time in the Texas Air National Guard, CBS News vowed to re-examine the documents in question—and their source—vigorously. And we promised that we would let the

2004-09-14T17:36:00.000-04:00

Sorry Matt Kalinoski...28-20 Irish

2004-09-12T08:38:00.000-04:00

Does Anybody Have Balls Anymore As I sit here in the comfort of my shelter and watch all the right is wronged. I wonder if being castrated is a prerequisite for leadership. Now adays standing up for what you believe is merely a myth or a ritual that has been long forgotten. If only we could be issued balls with our promotion warrants. Increasing in size with every promotion. I won't go as far as

2004-09-12T07:24:00.000-04:00

I am your burning hatred for me….for us. It starts with a sort of flourish of character. Someone says something amusing at precisely the right time so as to appropriately convince the people around them that they’re worth listening to. As if it wasn’t enough that this baseless conclusion was reached, but to go further this person is now trusted. They are part of this vicious inner-circle…this

2004-09-03T09:48:00.000-04:00

Week 1 At Blue Dizzle Alright Playas I'm back with another post. Here's the sum of it. Suits is on his quest to become Jim Morrison. Bernie has continued being Bernie. Adamic's still slothing around like it's the end of the world. Saeger is still pumping iron like a mad man and avoiding the a girlie man who said "He must work out". He really did say that. Well the toughest thing I'm faceing is

2004-08-29T15:00:00.000-04:00

Dirty and Suits Alright bitches Dirty and Suits(Short for Two Suits) have arrived here in Blue Dizzle. Not a bad pad. We got here Friday night which I might add is a record time. So as you can tell by reading this very post I have the capability of posting new shit. So you know what that means. Well as you might expect there some fucked up shit going on here. It's the usual suspects. Other than

2004-08-27T13:10:00.000-04:00

Amongst the Coals There are sometimes fires that burn and soar and consume the soul. On occasion these fires pour their white heat into the sky and create the sort of mirages that baffle the mind. It is during these mirages that a new hope steps onto the scene. Standing high to pit his might against the awesome "Tony" he swings his mighty K-Bar from its sheath. The surrounding hills echo

2004-08-20T08:41:00.000-04:00

The Sum of it All. I exist. I pour my thoughts onto the palette and paint the imagery as I see it. I blog therefore I am. "It's all really a joke." "We're only playing around." I wasn't...ever...not once. I typed the words and meant everything they've ever said. If I've hurt or alienated you, so fucking what? There is nothing sweeter in life than truth, eh? I guess the saddest thing is that you

2004-08-20T07:59:00.000-04:00

By: DolaMACK! Those robes...they hypnotize me. Something about the way they walk around with their eyes down to the ground makes me want to liberate that ass. I am talking, of course, about the Iraqi woman. We have gone to great lengths to reinforce their economy, and put the country back into the hands of the people, but what about them bitches? Who's gonna take care of them bitches? I'll do it

2004-08-13T16:26:00.000-04:00

THE DRUMS OF WAR CAN BE HEARD TODAY. Gay Tony will soon begin his long sought journey to de-thrown and out perform the former(EVIL) computer guru. While lets face it old Moon Dog wasn't much of a people person. Well except in his own eyes. He also wasn't a push over. It was that trait that kept him alive in a shark infested ocean, and dominate the scene in Funky Town. We got to hand it to him

2004-08-11T16:53:00.000-04:00

Make the "SANCHEZ REPORT" your homepage or next time I'm naked.

2004-08-05T18:24:00.000-04:00

What...a...coincidence... The Sanchez Report is winding down and somewhere in the midwest an unemployed school boy has created a new voice for his generation. I give you: http://fuckyourcouch.blogspot.com/ It's a testament to my boredom. I've become such a rabid pop-culture junkie over the couse of the summer that I must now let my opinions be heard.

2004-08-05T12:38:00.000-04:00

Bunch of Fuckers Due to recent events, I'm not blogging shit anymore. If you want me to start enjoying work again, maybe you should handle your fucking business like grown men.

2004-08-04T18:27:00.000-04:00

Gettin' em to the Room By: DoleMACK Alright, we all know if you wanna bed them bitches you gotta say something to 'em. Not everyone can just open his mouth and have game spit itself. So here's some real basic lines you can use to get her in a dark room. Then you gotta grab that bitches hair, and fuck her throat. Tell her MACK sent you...then wipe the vomit off yo' dick playa. 1. If you ever

2004-08-04T17:43:00.000-04:00

Body Maintenance (Dialogue From Actual Nic-Daddy "Maintain your Life" Workout Video) I am so sick of all these guys with the love-handles out there, sitting on their big butts eating Twix telling people what to do. GET UP! Exercise your sloppy ass! Its about time someone came along and shaped things up around here...and I'm the man to do it. So listen up you pukes! Things are gonna change, and

2004-07-30T17:22:00.000-04:00

Ninjas are the Masters of all Forms of Combat There is no terrain that a ninja is not master of. He climbs trees, crosses rivers, and breaches castles in pusuit of his quarry. Why then would it be unbelievable if a ninja were to penetrate our most sacred of places and leave with our most precious possessions? I say to you, it is not. Carter returned from the bathroom after an apparent

2004-07-30T16:52:00.000-04:00

Featured Article: "Love Advice" By: DoleMACK Leftovers I'll tell you how I do it. I leave some cold pizza out for the bitches. Then, while they're eatin' it...I pack that shit. Keeps 'em hungry, and FULL! Don't go claimin' that shit for your own, when you cram it - tell 'em Dolemack sent ya. The Suicide Bomber I call this one the suicide bomber. Just when I've penetrated your defenses, BOOM!

2004-07-07T06:46:00.000-04:00

SSP 9-11 Friends I write today to inform you of a work in progress. Everyone I'm sure in recent weeks has become familiar with the trucker hat wearing,sport coat sporting Michael Moore. Well of all people Michael Moore has inspired me to write my own twisted documentary. So watch what you say fuckers because I'll all of you bitches are going down. Well it doesn't matter what you say because I'll

2004-06-15T10:29:00.000-04:00

News Flash Recent inquires into the personal life of one of our very own has come to light. As soon as I cross the T's and dot the I's I'll post this some what bazaar and humorous expose I will title "SSgt Saeger or Kumite Warrior Which Do You Know"

2004-05-26T11:33:00.000-04:00

Jihad The Inbound roster chimed sweetly as a new member of SSP arrived. The children of SSP gathered around MOL full of glee and wonder as it was announced that they would be welcoming a new marine into their fold in just a few short weeks. "What would he be like?", they wondered. What new experiences and skills would he introduce us to? I must admit that I was lured into their point of view.

2004-04-05T12:10:00.000-04:00

Nazis and Faggots... Something terrible has happened. Our mascot...the face of SSP has been soiled. Our champion, our provider...the strong shoulders that shrug off every day's hardship; he has been fouled. My attentive listeners, PAY HEED! A villain is among us! A boy without morals or thought...void of basic decency and respect! This rogue has shown his true face amongst us. He has

2004-04-01T11:56:00.000-05:00

NUGGETS! After a period of internment, followed by a necessary hiatus, the Sanchez Report is up and rolling. This good news should warm your heart, and I expect bring cheer to an otherwise boring work day. Without further ado, I bring you a new stroy...one that should strike fear into your hearts. Among us walks a man, that is half a man...a man that is in fact...a NUGGET! Let there be no

2004-02-02T21:08:00.000-05:00

TITTIES! Fuck Yeah! I was hanging out with some of my boys, watching the Superbowl...and BAM! There it was. Tit. I wasn't sure if it was the Ecstacy (props Money Mike!) induced haze or what, but I couldn't BELIEVE that shit! The only thing that would have made that better is if it was Eliza Dushku, or her breast was riding a motorcycle or something. Seeing tit like that makes me wanna be

2004-02-01T13:19:00.000-05:00

SUPER BOWL MANIA This is Joe form The Sanchez Report coming to you live from Houston Tx, baby. This shit is hot. Theirs all kinds of crazy shit going on. Bitches all over the place. I'm heaving the time of my life right now. While I'm down here I'm gonna be promoting the SR so wish me luck. Hopefully we will get enough corporate support to take this shit global. I'll update you of my progress.

2004-01-30T17:44:00.000-05:00

I Fucking RULE! I just want everyone to know that just because I'm the new guy, doesn't mean I'm not in charge. In fact, I fucking run this show...I fucking RULE! Just because I'm a big dummy doesn't mean that I can't be in charge of something right? You bet your ass I'm right! I'm always fucking right. You wanna know why I'm always fucking right? Do ya? It's because I FUCKING RULE! So

2004-01-30T16:47:00.000-05:00

Fresh Meat There has been a jaw-dropping increase in hits to our beloved Sanchez Report as of late. With this increased flow of love, there is a greater burden placed on us, the writers, to provide you with a steady flow of news. After much debate we have reached the conclusion that we would have to look into hiring a new writer. There really weren't many applicants to this position, mostly

2004-01-30T06:40:00.000-05:00

My Boss Fucking Blows Well Ladies and Gents, there would appear to be some serious angst floating around lately. We had so may great applicants for the worst boss of the week (WBW) that I thought I would post a few more of the runners up. These people really fucking hate their lives... Kyle - Westminster, PA My boss is totally going to win the worst boss of the week. This fat fuck has been

2004-01-29T21:48:00.000-05:00

WORST BOSSES CONTEST Andy - St. Louis, MO My boss favors pedaphiles to fuck up jobs that any competent person would excel at. Katie - Phoenix, AZ When we go on business trips, my boss finds the worst hotel in the worst part of town and then books us there. Plus he never books enough rooms. Then he goes out with every gay guy in my company, gets fucked up and let them sleep in (with each other.)

2004-01-29T20:45:00.000-05:00

Biggest Prick Boss of the Week Contest Tonight I am starting a new column. Someone everyone can relate to. Have you ever worked for a boss that was a total fucking looser. Well judging by the results of SR Instant poll most of you have. Now the challenge here will be to decide who works for the worst boss. Every week we will pick the worst boss from your emails. Which will lead up to the worst

2004-01-29T07:04:00.000-05:00

Gay Like a Fox In a shocking turn of events General Dynamics' own Jason Deshane is believed to be the cause of the recent streak of innapropriate e-mails. When questioned in regards to these accusations, Jason replied "I like mens and guns. Can you fault me for that?" How this obsession for "mens and guns" led to the shameless e-mails asking, "Would you like a bigger penis?" is a question that

2004-01-28T20:58:00.000-05:00

HOW IT CAME TO BE THAT YOU CANNOT LEGALLY FUCK A CHICKEN IN THE STATE OF GEORGIA Once upon a time, there was a quaint little community known as Gainesville, Georgia. It was filled with lots and lots of poultry farms, and prided itself on being "the chicken capitol of America!" Some major poultry processing plants operate out of Gainesville, and employ lots of good, honest, hard-working bubbas

2004-01-27T18:26:00.000-05:00

The day has arrived...D'Leon has left the country to fight Contra insurgents in his homeland of Venezuela. A mighty power vacuum engulfed SSP this morning as D checked out on leave. Who would be there to fill that void? I'll give you three options: 1) Sgt Cody "Great leaders must constantly remind subordinates who is in charge" Rogers 2) Sgt James "The Crazy Laotian" Mattox 3) Sgt Nick "Cliche'd

2004-01-26T20:43:00.000-05:00

In a shocking twist of events, SSP's own wizard behind the curtain, Big Thomas himself, has decided to quietly exit the Marine Corps. Although he still stands by his stance of "Civilians are nasty" (thank Kalinosky for that stance) he has led a long and fruitful career and feels that his organizational skills and ability to lead will do wonders in the real world. However, Big Tom's decision to

2004-01-22T06:18:00.000-05:00

CGRI HAS COMMENCED As we all know the CGRI will kick off today. Well at least the main events. As much as a pain in the ass as its been. I'm actually looking forward to all the humor this could possibly create. For example the PFT. If you look at the roster the names that were submitted are not to impressive. We got almost every over weight Marine on the damm list. That makes for sure comedy.

2004-01-20T19:34:00.000-05:00

The G-Men When people think of G-Men they usually think of the 4-12 New York Giants. But this has nothing to with the Giants. The G-Men stands for nothing more than a sarcastic name for the dynamic duo we all know as Griffin and Graves. You might be asking yourself what do Griffin and Graves have in common to be considered a duo. Well besides the obvious fact that their names start with a G.

2004-01-20T08:24:00.000-05:00

SILENT There’s magic in the air. The word “inspection” is passed from person to person with the enthusiasm of Christmas Eve. The General is coming. Now is the time to amend broken ways. Now is the time to iron shirts and deplete bank accounts…in the name of a man that couldn’t care less. Who will lead us to perfection? Who will shine SSP till its polished gleam reflects the General’s face

2003-12-24T23:46:00.000-05:00

Twas The Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the shop Not a Marine was stirring, and Money Mike was about; The crack pipes were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that Money Mike soon would be there; The Doofy was nestled all snug on his desk, While visions of dildos danced in his head; And JD in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down

2003-12-22T09:21:00.000-05:00

Black Tony On The Streets Michael Jackson's Chimp Attempts Suicide: Hey its me black Tony with the latest shit on da skreet ya mean. Alright check this shit out dawg. Feeling despondent over the latest sexual misconduct allegations against pop star Michael Jackson, Jackson's long-time chimpanzee companion Bubbles attempted to take his own life on Saturday. Bubbles was rushed to Cedars-Sinai

2003-12-22T09:12:00.000-05:00

DOES BEING GAY RUN IN THE FAMILY This is an excellent question, one scientists have been debating for a while. Fortunately, we do have a definitive answer to that question. There is some controversy around even attempting to find out the answer. Some people maintain that if a “gay gene” is discovered, it will make a strong case against discrimination, and convince people once and for all

2003-12-19T07:08:00.000-05:00

Shout Out Seems I might have started something with my little Sanchez Report. I got wind of another website by the name of The Daily Haggard (http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/dailyhaggard/index.html) which follows pretty much the same principles and concept as the Sanchez Report. So I would like for my readers to check it out give it a shot. Now it a little more high tech than the SR but

2003-12-19T06:50:00.000-05:00

Breaking News: That Van At The Barracks With The Gay Pink Stripes For such a long time now that van with the gay pink stripes has been nothing more than an eye sore. I almost feel pity for the gay van. For months it has been parked there with no action. Except for the usual couple who can't afford a hotel room to sneak off to. The gay van will soon ride again according to its owner Sgt Rogers.

2003-12-19T06:35:00.000-05:00

More Holiday Drinks From: El Jefe (the boss) Santa Shot Ingredients: 1/3 Grenadine 1/3 Green Creme de Menthe 1/3 Peppermint schnapps Mixing instructions: Taste like a candycane layer these in the order listed to get a red green and white(clear) shot ________________________________________________________________________________________________ The Drunken Elf Ingredients: 1 1/2 oz Green

2003-12-19T06:28:00.000-05:00

Gunny Fritter Taking It To the Streets The man that we all know as Gunny Fritter is taking it to the streets. He was recently hired at the JPD and is assigned to the fast react S.W.A.T. team. He now has signed on to be the base safety representative. For its Every Marine Counts Campaign. You might have noticed the huge posters of a Marine drill instructor pointing at you and saying "Put your

2003-12-19T06:19:00.000-05:00

The Onion present Tips For Holiday Drinking: The holiday season is a time to enjoy family dinners, office parties, and get-togethers with friends. Festive drinks and tasty punches often contribute to the holiday revelry, so here are some tips to help you celebrate sensibly: If you are a woman, remember: Women are more sensitive to the effects of alcohol. If you are a man, remember: Women are

2003-12-19T06:17:00.000-05:00

Christmas Brings Smiles Cpl Max Delarosa MCB Camp Lejeune 4th Marine Expoditionary Brigade's annual Christmas Party is being hosted by the "Elderly African American Ladies Union" this year. The EAALU"s decision to host 4th MEB's party was brought about after news of a 10 percent annual raise to be initiated starting at the January 15th pay day...........

2003-12-18T06:33:00.000-05:00

I'm sorry for not updating my webpage but I've been at this class all week and fighting the deadly flu. So to make up for it I'm bringing back some old stuff. I call it the best of the SANCHEZ REPORT. THE BEST OF THE SANCHEZ REPORT: TRAVEL NEWS: Cabin Fever Retreat: Attention all I hope nobody has made any plans for December 5th. Several elements of SSP are packing their bags and heading for

2003-12-16T06:35:00.000-05:00

Matt Kalinosky reverts to 1920's Culture By Big AL - In a schocking twist of events, Matt Kalinosky was spotted today dancing the Charleston outside of Radio Battalion. The Charleston, a dance made popular by socialites and flappers of 1920 speakeasies, had not been danced by Mr. Kalinosky in over four years, when he was preforming with a cabaret theatre act in Norfolk, VA. Mr. Kalinosky's

2003-12-12T13:29:00.000-05:00

I'm sorry that I don't got any pictures on my page but I'm working on it New Page 3 Radio vs. JSTARS It can't get any better than this. As Cpl Neill said it best, "I would liken their conflict to something of sibling rivalry. I compare JSTARS to the favored eldest son in a dysfunctional family, flashing their smiles and getting away with everything. Radio is more the retarded

2003-12-12T11:59:00.000-05:00

New Page 1 What is Metrosexual: metrosexual (met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle. -metrosexuality n. Example Citation: At dinner the other night, my date listed the calorie count of the main entrees, raising an eyebrow at my chicken Alfredo selection after he had ordered a salad. I

2003-12-11T12:05:00.000-05:00

Like many hard-rock revival-ists these days, this British quartet is immersed in the one-two punch of AC/DC and early Queen. But the Darkness have a secret weapon: unitard-clad singer Justin Hawkins, a man unafraid to perpetrate Tiny Tim-worthy falsetto shrieks in every song on their debut album. Make no mistake, though -- this is no irony-damaged novelty. Songs such as "Get Your Hands Off My

2003-12-11T07:27:00.000-05:00

HOLIDAY DRINKS: BY EL Digity Drunk on Christmas-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ingredients: 3 oz Midori melon liqueur 2 oz Irish whiskey (Tullamore Dew) 1 oz Apple schnapps 4 oz Sweet and sour Ice cubes Maraschino cherry Mixing instructions: Mix and shake Irish whiskey, Midori, and Apple Schnapps with ice. Fill whiskey sour glass with

2003-12-10T20:38:00.000-05:00

SANCHEZ REPORT: MTU turned Inside out: By: Cpl Fritz Now that my time with MTU is over, I will let you all know the truth behind what it takes to train every Marine to be a rifleman. I was sent to MTU by The Sanchez Report as an inside source. Unfortunately, my cover was compromised and I was released this morning. I will not say how my true identity was revealed, but HP-24 was not a pretty